w wersji Afroamerykańskiej. Znajomość angielskiego niewymagana.
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#angielski
<%wgluv2hunt> I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks.
<%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
<%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!"
<%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"
<%wgluv2hunt> That's all I remember.
(Tak, zerżnięte z basha).
<%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
<%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!"
<%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"
<%wgluv2hunt> That's all I remember.
(Tak, zerżnięte z basha).
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Jak wiadomo rosyjscy emigranci to najbardziej przerażający biali ludzie jakich można spotkać na ulicy - przynajmniej w opinii Amerykanów. Gość udziela kilku porad dotyczących nasladowania rosyjskiego akcentu. Angielski umiarkowanie wymagany, gimby mogą scrollować dalej. 
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Dzieci, warto uczyć się angielskiego
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Dzis w robocie na szlugu gadalem se z angolem o c🤬tych i ten opowiedzial mi kawal. Wymagany podstawowy agnielski.
My friend Mike went to prison. After entering the cell, he saw a prisoner who asked:
Prisoner: what r u in for?
Mike: aa (aggravated assault)
Prisoner: and how much u got?
Mike: 2 years, but what r u in for?
Prisoner: PPoP
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Prisoner: Putting petrol on pakis
Mike: Wow, and how much u got?
Prisoner: About four per gallon
PS: Po angielsku brzmi lepiej.
My friend Mike went to prison. After entering the cell, he saw a prisoner who asked:
Prisoner: what r u in for?
Mike: aa (aggravated assault)
Prisoner: and how much u got?
Mike: 2 years, but what r u in for?
Prisoner: PPoP
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Prisoner: Putting petrol on pakis
Mike: Wow, and how much u got?
Prisoner: About four per gallon
PS: Po angielsku brzmi lepiej.
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Dowcip w formie pisemnej nic do życia nie wniesie. Koniecznie musi być powiedziany na głos.
Wymagana średnia znajomość angielskiego
Little Jimmy was 10 years old. He was a little bit slow in the head (may even say - retarded). Once upon the time he went to an Ice Cream shop to buy a chocolate ice cream. He comes to the shopkeeper and says (with his little bit retarded voice):
Jimmy: Hello, do you have a... chocolate ice cream?
Shopkeeper: Well hello Jimmy. Sorry, we don't have chocolate flavor, pick a different one.
J: Ok... so... can I have a chocolate ice cream?
S: Look Jimmy... sigh... we don't have chocolate flavor. Pick something else.
J: Oh... so... a chocolate ice cream?
S: Jimmy. Could you spell "blue" - like in "blueberry"?
J: Yeah. It's B-L-U-E. Blue.
S: Great! Now could you spell "straw" - like in "strawberry"?
J: S-T-R-A-W. Straw.
S: Well done. Now, could you spell "fuck" - like in "chocolate"?
J: F-U... Wait! There's no "fuck" in "chocolate"!
S: Exactly!
Nie odpowiadam za to, że ktoś jest r-tardem i nie rozumie gry słów.
Wymagana średnia znajomość angielskiego
Little Jimmy was 10 years old. He was a little bit slow in the head (may even say - retarded). Once upon the time he went to an Ice Cream shop to buy a chocolate ice cream. He comes to the shopkeeper and says (with his little bit retarded voice):
Jimmy: Hello, do you have a... chocolate ice cream?
Shopkeeper: Well hello Jimmy. Sorry, we don't have chocolate flavor, pick a different one.
J: Ok... so... can I have a chocolate ice cream?
S: Look Jimmy... sigh... we don't have chocolate flavor. Pick something else.
J: Oh... so... a chocolate ice cream?
S: Jimmy. Could you spell "blue" - like in "blueberry"?
J: Yeah. It's B-L-U-E. Blue.
S: Great! Now could you spell "straw" - like in "strawberry"?
J: S-T-R-A-W. Straw.
S: Well done. Now, could you spell "fuck" - like in "chocolate"?
J: F-U... Wait! There's no "fuck" in "chocolate"!
S: Exactly!
Nie odpowiadam za to, że ktoś jest r-tardem i nie rozumie gry słów.
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Ricky Gervais i Karl Pilkington uczą Chinczyków j. angielskiego
źródło: jm/yt
źródło: jm/yt
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I was gonna tell you a joke about a vagina but you will never get it.
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Czyli jak poprawnie powiedzieć:
I would like to buy a hamburger.
Wymagany angielski w stopniu zaawansowany
I would like to buy a hamburger.
Wymagany angielski w stopniu zaawansowany
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Język angielski – myślisz, że go znasz dopóki Szkot nie zapyta o drogę.
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Oznaczenia wiekowe materiałów są zgodne z wytycznymi Krajowej Rady Radiofonii i Telewizji
Oświadczam iż jestem osobą pełnoletnią i wyrażam zgodę na ukrycie oznaczeń wiekowych materiałów zamieszczonych na stronie