
- Wracam do domu, żona leży naga w łóżku i mówi:
- "Rozbieraj się i prędko do roboty!".
No więc przybiegłem.
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Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
Q: How do you sink a polish battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.
Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.
Q: Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A: It chips their teeth.
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: Why are there no Polish doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
Q: How does every Polish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Polak and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: What does a polish girl do after she sucks cock?
A: Spits out the feathers.
Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad?
A: They are standing in a circle.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you know if a Polak has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.
Q: Did you see the polish submarine with a screen door?
A: Dont laugh, it keeps the fish out.
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q: Did you know that Russia just bought 12,000 Septic Tanks?
A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Poland.
Q: What's the motto of the Poland?
A: Every man for himself.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.
Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A: A new last name.
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Hindu.
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"
Q: Why did the Polak sell his water skis?
A: He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.
Q: What do Poles do with all their gold medals?
A: Go home and got them bronzed.
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?
The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a theater?
They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."