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Jimmy Carr opowiada o grze w krykiet i o paraolimpiadzie w Pekinie. Napisy PL.
Zaj🤬e z jutuba.
Zaj🤬e z jutuba.
Jezu, jak ja lubie dobre cycki...
No i jedna z wielu rzeczy, którą bym chciał tam zrobić ...
No i jedna z wielu rzeczy, którą bym chciał tam zrobić ...
Parodia popularnego teledysku
Postawił grubego w dość niezręcznej sytuacji
Jak na parodię, to wyszło im całkiem sprawnie!
1.Kurtis Blow -The Breaks
2.Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Message
3.N.W.A.- Express Yourself
4.Public Enemy - Bring the Noise
5.Rob Base - it takes two
6.Salt-N-Pepa - Push it
7.Vanilla Ice-Ice? Ice Baby
8.Black Sheep - The Choice is yours
9.Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain
10.D.J. Kool - Let me clear my throat
11.DMX - Up in here
12.Nelly - Hot in here
13.50 cent - In da Club
14.Outkast - Hey Ya
15.Dj Khaled/T-Pain - All I do is win
16.Cali Swag District-Teach me how to dougie
17.Biz Markie - Just a friend
18.Run DMC- King of Rock
19.LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out
20.Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince- Parents Just Don't Understand
21.De La Soul- Me, Myself and I
22.JJ Fad- Supersonic
23.Sir Mix-a-Lot - I Like Big Butts
24.Yound MC - Bust a Move
25.House of Pain - Jump Around
26.Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
27.Coolio - Gangta's Paradise
28.The Fugees - Killing Me Softly
29.Beastie Boys- Sabotage
30.Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love You
31.Outcast - Sorry Ms. Jackson
32.Snoop Dog - Drop It Like It's Hot
33.Kanye West - Stronger
34.Nicki Minaj - Superbass
35.Naughty by Nature - Hip Hop Hooray
36.Run DMC - King of Rock
1.Kurtis Blow -The Breaks
2.Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Message
3.N.W.A.- Express Yourself
4.Public Enemy - Bring the Noise
5.Rob Base - it takes two
6.Salt-N-Pepa - Push it
7.Vanilla Ice-Ice? Ice Baby
8.Black Sheep - The Choice is yours
9.Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain
10.D.J. Kool - Let me clear my throat
11.DMX - Up in here
12.Nelly - Hot in here
13.50 cent - In da Club
14.Outkast - Hey Ya
15.Dj Khaled/T-Pain - All I do is win
16.Cali Swag District-Teach me how to dougie
17.Biz Markie - Just a friend
18.Run DMC- King of Rock
19.LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out
20.Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince- Parents Just Don't Understand
21.De La Soul- Me, Myself and I
22.JJ Fad- Supersonic
23.Sir Mix-a-Lot - I Like Big Butts
24.Yound MC - Bust a Move
25.House of Pain - Jump Around
26.Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
27.Coolio - Gangta's Paradise
28.The Fugees - Killing Me Softly
29.Beastie Boys- Sabotage
30.Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love You
31.Outcast - Sorry Ms. Jackson
32.Snoop Dog - Drop It Like It's Hot
33.Kanye West - Stronger
34.Nicki Minaj - Superbass
35.Naughty by Nature - Hip Hop Hooray
36.Run DMC - King of Rock
Dowcip w formie pisemnej nic do życia nie wniesie. Koniecznie musi być powiedziany na głos.
Wymagana średnia znajomość angielskiego
Little Jimmy was 10 years old. He was a little bit slow in the head (may even say - retarded). Once upon the time he went to an Ice Cream shop to buy a chocolate ice cream. He comes to the shopkeeper and says (with his little bit retarded voice):
Jimmy: Hello, do you have a... chocolate ice cream?
Shopkeeper: Well hello Jimmy. Sorry, we don't have chocolate flavor, pick a different one.
J: Ok... so... can I have a chocolate ice cream?
S: Look Jimmy... sigh... we don't have chocolate flavor. Pick something else.
J: Oh... so... a chocolate ice cream?
S: Jimmy. Could you spell "blue" - like in "blueberry"?
J: Yeah. It's B-L-U-E. Blue.
S: Great! Now could you spell "straw" - like in "strawberry"?
J: S-T-R-A-W. Straw.
S: Well done. Now, could you spell "fuck" - like in "chocolate"?
J: F-U... Wait! There's no "fuck" in "chocolate"!
S: Exactly!
Nie odpowiadam za to, że ktoś jest r-tardem i nie rozumie gry słów.
Wymagana średnia znajomość angielskiego
Little Jimmy was 10 years old. He was a little bit slow in the head (may even say - retarded). Once upon the time he went to an Ice Cream shop to buy a chocolate ice cream. He comes to the shopkeeper and says (with his little bit retarded voice):
Jimmy: Hello, do you have a... chocolate ice cream?
Shopkeeper: Well hello Jimmy. Sorry, we don't have chocolate flavor, pick a different one.
J: Ok... so... can I have a chocolate ice cream?
S: Look Jimmy... sigh... we don't have chocolate flavor. Pick something else.
J: Oh... so... a chocolate ice cream?
S: Jimmy. Could you spell "blue" - like in "blueberry"?
J: Yeah. It's B-L-U-E. Blue.
S: Great! Now could you spell "straw" - like in "strawberry"?
J: S-T-R-A-W. Straw.
S: Well done. Now, could you spell "fuck" - like in "chocolate"?
J: F-U... Wait! There's no "fuck" in "chocolate"!
S: Exactly!
Nie odpowiadam za to, że ktoś jest r-tardem i nie rozumie gry słów.
po tagach nie było po imieniu i nazwisku też nie, więc jedziemy dalej:
Dla niecierpliwych od 3:40
Szukane po tagach, jak było spalić w p🤬du.
Szukane po tagach, jak było spalić w p🤬du.
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